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GURU SPEAK




Here I am, to preach about love and give you valuable advice and help, in matters of the heart. Though am not a guru, I am quite good in doing this. You people can ask me and take my advice on various matters like expressing your love, impressing the person you love, how to make them say yes, how to make them fall in love with you, problems in a relationship and all. I am here to help you out. My advices are all easy to apply or implement and very effective.hhahahahahha.i can assure you that. Conditions apply. Like the person you love should not be already married to someone…. You people can leave your queries in the comments. Be precise when you’re asking about something. And I will give my valuable advice.Wishing you all luck in love. Keep loving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous said…
guru i got a serious problem. I love this girl you know, very drealy. she loves pets. I am sure she loves me, if I give her 101 dalmations. my problem is, if I give her 101 dalmations, is she going to love me or the pups. i cant imagine without her, but i bet she cant imagine without pups!
what do i do? how do i win her heart? every lil pup seems to win :(
9:07 PM
Soujanya yerrama said…
Okay the best option is, u too become a dalmation, then she will definitely love you.hahhaha okay now seriously, if your girl loves pets then you gift her a cute little lovely pup. Give her the pup as a gift of love. I bet she will definitely feel veryy happy and will love you even more for the gift. Or there is one more option, wrap urself in a gift pack and present you to her. And then tell her that u want her to take care of you and that you are her pup. Hahhaha.wishing you love. Keep smiling.
9:52 PM
Anonymous said…
better watch who u love it might come back to slap u in the face
10:39 AM
Manish Kumar said…
Conditions apply. Like the person you love should not be already married to someone….

hmmmm, GURU ji what if situation is completely reversed :) :)
Just kidding though!
Came here by searching abt admirers of Rahat Fateh Ali Khan and found this blog!
12:39 AM
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